YOU CAN HAVE THE BEST HYGIENE, BUT AFTER A LONG DAY, EVERYONE WILL SMELL
ONE OFF MOMENT, AND YOUR DATE THINKS THAT'S HOW YOU ALWAYS SMELL
WIPES AND SPRAYS ARE INCONVENIENT
YOU NEED SOMETHING FAST, POWERFUL AND DISCREET
YOU NEED BADBALLS.
20% OFF - LAUNCH SPECIAL
FREE U.S. SHIPPING ON 2+ BADBALLS
APPROX 220 BEADS TOTAL (OR 220 SESSIONS 😉😏)
Bad Scientists
BADBALLS - 3 TUBES PACK (3 SCENTS)
POWERFUL MINI SCENT BOMBS FOR SPONTANEOUS INTIMATE ENCOUNTERS
Situationship (Lychee)
Rent Free (Watermelon)
BDE (Mango)
Total Net Weight: 15g (approx. 220 beads total - 5g per tube)
LIGHTS, CAMERA, BADBALLS IN ACTION 🫧🫦🫨🐳🫠
HOW TO USE BADBALLS
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1. POP A BEAD, MORE IF YOU NEED
(IF REQUIRED, FLICK THE TUBE TO GET THE BEADS OUT)
2. RUB THE OIL DIRECTLY ON YOUR SKIN
3. THAT’S IT! HAVE FUN, GO WILD, BE BAD.
POP IT ON YOUR PARTNER IF YOU ALSO WANT THEM TO SMELL GOOD! -
MAIN INGREDIENT - COCONUT MCT OIL
It helps keep your skin soft and hydrated, without feeling greasy. If your skin gets dry or irritated, the calming ingredients can soothe and protect it—while supporting your skin’s natural barrier over time.
Have a great (f*cking) time, but a quick reminder:
BadBalls are formulated with food-grade ingredients, keeping safety in mind for those intimate areas. However, it’s not candy, and with no sugar, it’s definitely not something you’ll want to eat! BadBalls are not designed as a substitute for deodorant, they are potent just in case scent bombs. Our oil-based beads also offer skincare benefits.
Please remember: BadBalls are for external use only. Avoid contact with mucous membranes, and if you're sensitive to scents, take extra care. We always recommend doing a patch test first. Discontinue use if any irritation occurs.
FICTIONAL TESTIMONIALS
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Bringing BadBalls to Coachella is a f*cking godsend.
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I can’t count the number of times BadBalls saved my ass. Physically and figuratively!
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Flew to Paris on a 9 hour flight. met a hottie and joined the mile high club. Good thing I had BAD insurance!
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Literally rushed home after running errands all day. Popped some BadBalls, and nine months later... 👼
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My boss asked if I wanted a raise. BadBalls helped me get 20%! (If you thought I slept with the boss, that’s on you. I only slept with her husband, cuz they’re swingers, geez).
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So this hottie at the gym wanted to go down on me. Thank goodness I had some BadBalls in my bag! Cuz it was leg day and I went hard! I popped a BadBalls bead and he went to town!
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It was my first time and I wanted to smell nice, now it’s like the 9,544th time 🤣
FAQ'S
I'M NOT EMBARRASSED BY MY BODY ODOR, WHY DO I NEED BADBALLS?
If you and your partner love the au naturel scent, BadBalls might not be your thing. But if you’re the type who likes wearing perfume and appreciates smelling great both over and under clothes, BadBalls is your new secret weapon.
There’s no shame in body odor; everyone’s different. Some people don’t even have it but still want to stay fresh after a long day. That’s where badballs steps in— tiny, portable freshness for when you need it most!
IS BADBALLS SAFE?
BadBalls are made with food-grade ingredients and contain no sugar, so they’re safe if accidentally ingested. That said, they don’t taste good and definitely aren’t candy. So eating them would be pretty unusual!
For those with sensitivities, if you’re sensitive to scents, essential oils, or flavor oils, we recommend doing a patch test before using BadBalls, just to be safe.
SHIPPING POLICY
Preorders Available in the USA Only (For Now!):
Right now, we’re only accepting preorders within the U.S. But as soon as BadBalls grows in demand, we’ll expand shipping worldwide!
Shipping Info:
- Free Shipping on orders over $30 (that’s just 3 packs!).
- For orders under $30, there’s a flat shipping rate of $6.
- Pro tip: If you’re not grabbing 3 packs, ordering 2 packs is the best value for shipping!
WHO ARE THE BAD SCIENTISTS
Bad Scientists was founded by Nina, product manager of Bubbeau Skincare, after one too many long days of travel, meetings, and late-night festivities. Caught in an intimate moment, she suddenly realized—she didn’t feel fresh. She needed something discreet, portable, and effective. That’s when the lightbulb went off.
Read more here: ABOUT US
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